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Porn Is Cheaper Stamp by urnightmare Porn Is Cheaper Stamp by urnightmare
This is a stamp for all those people that are obsessed with looking at porn. A true porn cone suer will never pay for it. There's no greater investment of time and intellect than figuring out how to get that free hentai!

Oh those smexy furries! How they writhe with... :jackdirt: ... er... uh... oh yeah.... like I was saying...

In my opinion porn has it's uses and like anything else it can be abused and handled irresponsibly.

It may be cheaper than dating but it certainly isn't better.
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SweetE Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016
Using!
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rogangr8 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016
Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet!
The Internet is really really great,
Trekkie Monster: For porn!
Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: What?
There's always some new site.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: I browse all day and night.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!
Kate: Treee-kkie!
Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster.
Kate: You are ruining my song!
Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okie dokie!
Kate: Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology...
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity.
Trekkie: For porn - oops, sorry!
Kate: From your own desktop.
Trekkie: For ---
Kate: You can research, browse and shop...
Trekkie: Mm!
Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop.
Trekkie: FOR PORN!!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Nooo!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert.
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet.
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
Brian: Ready!
Gary: Ready!
Rod: Ready!
Trekkie: Lemmie hear it!

Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Princeton: Sorry, Kate!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Princeton: I masturbate!
Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for
Porn, porn, porn!
Kate: The Internet is not for porn!!
Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN ---
Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Trekkie: What?

Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Rod: That's correct.
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
Brian: Sure!
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay.
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Princeton: True!
Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah.
Kate: EEEWWWWW!

Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: Gross!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
Kate: I hate porn!
Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click...
Kate: Ugh!
Trekkie and guys: ...for porn, porn, porn!
Kate: I hate men!
Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} Porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate: I'm leaving!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate: I hate the Internet!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Trekkie: The Internet is for
Trekkie and some: Internet is for
Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN!
Trekkie: YEAH!





-- The internet is for porn, AVENUE Q.
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Aeskulapmoth Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this song!
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PunkMikeTaylor Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha XD like it
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:iconconom:
conom Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
D0n't f0rg3t f4nf1cts!
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:icondragonwolf1775:
dragonwolf1775 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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:icondabair:
DaBair Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
too true.
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Torn-B-I-a-S Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
So true.
I genuinely think that porn is also better than dating, but that's just me.
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's sad really that this is the only thing that people think the internet is for these days, I remember when it was used for other more useful purposes.
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:icondragonwolf1775:
dragonwolf1775 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH HAI I FOUND YOU

even if your comment is two years old but hey whatever XD
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey.
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:iconlatinalotus:
LatinaLotus Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Then why are you here?
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:iconnemesisgreatrex:
NemesisGreatrex Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WIN! :thumbsup:
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matthew-lane Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"It may be cheaper than dating but it certainly isn't better."

Really? I've never had to by porn dinner & a movie before being turned down for sex... I'm going to side with the porn on this one... Unlike another person, porn will never let you down. :D
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nekomidna Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOOOOOOOOOOL
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:iconbluetiger8d:
BlueTiger8D Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
so true xD
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:iconshinkunofatalism:
ShinkuNoFatalism Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
better than a high maintenance date if you wanna look at something nice i guess lol
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Dante203 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2010
this is true XD
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xXxXRenoXxXx Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO!!!
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:iconsabrethewolf:
SabreTheWolf Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2009
LOL yes lol depending where you look it is free XO
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:iconmadcowslapped:
MadCowSlapped Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2009
The best thing I've seen all day.
This is so in my journal.
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:iconlonewolfcryatnight:
lonewolfcryatnight Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009
i love this xDDD
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Deidaras-girl666 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
:iconpornplz:
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2009   General Artist
...but it's also stickier...
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Figure-10 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2009
:headbang:
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:iconchibitracy:
chibitracy Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2009  Hobbyist
XD true!
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:iconjerret-the-ferret:
Jerret-the-Ferret Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
:lmao:
so true!
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Xaidurk Featured By Owner May 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
This stamp rocks! XD
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Schreibaby-Zephyr Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Porn is actually good! Cuz it's like watching an iceberg melt when you're really thirsty but there's nothing to drink. :XD:
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:iconurnightmare:
urnightmare Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
That's an interesting way of putting it.
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:iconjuskan:
Juskan Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
it's cheaper.
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:icondmh-somnium:
DMH-Somnium Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
Hand me a few more tissues, will ya'?
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:iconurnightmare:
urnightmare Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL! *hands you a box and a bottle lotion*
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:icondmh-somnium:
DMH-Somnium Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
Thanks. I'll be back in about half an hour. Hold my calls.
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:iconnorthern-megas:
Northern-Megas Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
It's sad because it is true.

:rofl:
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invisibleHero Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2008
:lol:
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:iconbaka-inu-hime:
baka-inu-hime Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
I love that, it's hilarious! xD
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globalpuffer Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
:lmao: Sad but true. he hehe
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UnicornReality Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:#1:
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:iconurnightmare:
urnightmare Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
:lmao:
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DuckOfDeath Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008
:lol:
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SlinkiiSnake Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008  Student
lolz XD
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SparkzRavencraft Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
Hoorah! :bucktooth:
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:iconurnightmare:
urnightmare Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
:headbang:
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:iconyaoumei:
yaoumei Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2008
LOL Oh god, that's great. :XD:
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:iconurnightmare:
urnightmare Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
Glad you like it, wasn't sure if anyone would
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ChibiKeba Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
lol, I'm gonna advertise this one for you :XD:
I'm sure the net-babies will eat it up.
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:iconurnightmare:
urnightmare Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you! I wasn't sure if you were going to like it, I hope that people can see the sarcasm in it.
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:iconchibikeba:
ChibiKeba Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
It is drenched in it so I would believe so. Course there are always folks who take things way to seriously, so I'd say it'll go both ways.
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